The Augsburg Confession, (in Latin, Confessio Augustana) was written in 1530 by the Emperor Charles the Fifth and blah blah blah
Yawn!
Hey, Benni! Let's play ruler tennis
G-g-good! Quick, m-m-make a net.
And "pow"! I lead 15 to 0!
No, wait, Sven!
HA!! 15 to 15!